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mercgirl57
All About You
*How often do you curse?
- too often lol
*Are you proud when you let out a really big burp or fart?
- burp yes :o) I am the masta!
*What does your right hand smell like right now?
- eucalyptus spearmint (bath and body works baby!)
*Do you wear cologne/perfume? If so, what scent?
- CK Contradiction (how ironic is it that my cologne describes me to a tee)
*How many teeth do you have?
- lots
*If you could change one thing about your body, what would you change?
- I’d be in shape
*How do you react when you're mad?
- I get snippy but quiet and if its bad enough violent towards inanimate objects
*What is your least favorite smell?
- rotting or dead
*Name something you hate:
- feeling completely utterly helpless
*Are you squeemish?
- hardly
*Do you have any birthmarks? If so, where?
- its not really a birth mark but my skull is crooked
*Do you have any hidden talents or special powers?
- I can do extremely difficult math problems in my head, does that count?
*What is your first memory?
- falling down a set of cement stairs and ending up in the hospital
*How often do you make weird noises? What are they?
- very often and they vary
*What was your nickname as a child?
- Kelcan (like the catfood), gimp (after 8th grade), chicken (after 8th grade), Crazy, Psycho
*How long is your index finger on your left hand?
- 2.75 inches
*Can you dance?
- can I? Yes. Well? No.
*When was the last time you played at a playground?
- a year ago. My friend and I used to go at least once a week, then I moved.
*How do you think you're gonna die?
- painfully and slowly
*Do you like your handwriting?
- no, it sucks
*What is your most redeeming quality?
- I’m extremely tolerant
*How often do you do something illegal?
- I’m invoking my 5th amendment right
*Have you ever laughed so hard that you farted?
- lmfao oh yes
*Do you drool on a regular basis?
- fairly regular
*Have you every lit your own (or someone else's) fart?
- no, but I’ve seen it done
*What is your least favorite color?
- er brown I guess, or some of the really nasty pinks
*What is one of your most irrational fears?
- being in the shower so long that my skin will peel off (don’t ask)
*List 3 secrets about yourself (and don't say you can't because then they won't be secrets):
- I’m not as brave or outgoing as most people think
- I can’t sleep without a stuffed animal of some kind
- when I get around famous people I go teeny bopper
*What is your favorite color?
- Orange or Black
*What would your least favorite color be if you were blind?
- orange, because I don’t like oranges
Clothing Questions
*When putting on a shirt, do you put your head or hands through first?
- hands
*Which sock do you put on first?
- right
*Do you put on both socks, then shoes, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
- both socks then shoes
*Describe your favorite outfit:
- MSU hockey jersey, coed naked hockey t-shirt, baggy sweats, green adidas supernovas
*Do you wear jewelry?
- lots
*Have you ever lost a sock in the dryer?
- all the time
Bathroom Etiquette
*Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
- back to front
*Do you use your left or right hand to wipe?
- right
*Do you fold, roll or crumple your toilet paper?
- crumple
*When pulling up your pants after using the potty, do you pull up your skeevies and pants together or separately?
- separately
*What order do you bathe?
- hair first then everything else
*How often do you bathe?
- every day or every other
*Shower or bath?
- shower
*What is your favorite song to sing in the shower?
- anything eminem
*How often do you clean out your ears?
- every day
*On average, how many times a day do you pee?
- 3 or 4
*Do you get pee-shy when others are in the room?
- nope
When the lights go out
*Who do you fantasize about?
- playing hockey, chris
*What did you dream about last night?
- playing football with Peyton Manning and Drew Bledsoe *blink*
*Describe the best dream you've had:
- I'd be here all day. But it involved playing professional hockey.
*Do you ever have reoccurring dreams? Please describe.
- a lot and it changes from time to time
*What is your bedtime?
- whenever I get my ass off the computer
*Do you sleep alone?
- yes unless you count stuffed animals
*Do you sleep naked?
- no, I'm always cold
*Do you like to cuddle?
- sometimes
*Where is the strangest place you've had an orgasm?
- in a snowbank on the edge of campus
*Where is your most sensitive (sexual) place on your body?
- inside of my thighs
*What's the last thing you do every night before you go to sleep?
- listen to the radio
*What is your favorite thing to do at midnight?
- on campus I would yell out the window. now I dont do anything
*What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done and who/what was it with?
- not answering this one
Eat, eat, eat...all day long
*What is your favorite food?
- orange filled oreos, mac n cheese
*What is the strangest food combination that you like?
- cottage cheese and potato chips on white bread
*What is your favorite thing to drink?
- grape kool-aid
*What is your favorite dish that your Grandma/Grandpa makes/made?
- homemade mac n cheese
*Are you gonna eat that?
- yup
There are no bad words, just bad intentions
*What is the most memorable movie line you've ever heard?
- "he'd drink gasoline just to piss in your campfire"
*Name the most annoying song ever:
- this is the song that never ends . . .
*What are a couple of your favorite words?
- fuck, bite, suck (sense a pattern?)
*What's the last lie you have told?
- told my Mom I was going to bed at 10 last night
*Have you ever lied in your journal?
- not that I know of
*What is one thing that you would never say to another person?
- "you deserve to die"
*If you could learn another language, what would it be?
- Latin
*On average, how many people do you talk to in a day?
- oh geez 10? 20?
*How many times a day does somebody call you weird?
- minimum 5
*If you had a porn name, what would it be?
- suzy q
*How often do you read for pleasure?
- depends on my mood, sometimes often, somethins rarely
*What is your favorite poem?
- Dreams Deferred, Langston Hughes
*What is the dumbest thing you have said today?
- "How do you spell Kit Kat?"
*What is your favorite saying?
- "bite me"
*What is your favorite curse word?
- "shit"
*If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
- Cori
*What is your favorite accent?
- canadian :oP
*What cliche do you use the most?
- *shrugs*
*What famous person has the sexiest speaking voice?
- Val Kilmer
As long as I don't have to work, I don't care what holiday it is?
*If you had to wear one costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- vampire
*What is the last package you got in the mail?
- I have to pick up the video tape Steph sent me at the post office
*What is your favorite Christmas song?
- O Holy Night
*What is your favorite New Year's Eve memory?
- hanging with my friend Jana downtown Lansing and then watching movies all night
*What one thing do you want this Christmas?
- to be happy
*What was your favorite Halloween costume from years past?
- black widow spider
What-If's and Favorites
*If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be and why?
- Chris. I'm not going into the why.
*If you could spend the day with anyone, but you couldn't tell another living soul afterwards, who would be and what would you do?
- my grandfather. I just want to be able to tell him all the wonderful things I've gotten to do since he died and tell him how much I love him.
*If you had to be shot, what body part would you like to be shot in?
- head
*If you were a prostitute, what would your asking price be?
- $450 an hour
*Who is your favorite Muppet?
- gonzo
*Who is your favorite character on Sesame Street?
- oscar
*If you could kill one person (and get away with it), who would it be and why?
- Lou Pearlman, or Rich
*What is your favorite game?
- Pac Man
*What is your favorite type of weather?
- sunny and snowing
*Where is your favorite place to go?
- the forest
*If I gave you a puppy, what would you name it?
- girl - angel, boy - cori
*What is your favorite breed of dog?
- chocolate or black Lab
*Name five of your most prized possessions:
- my hockey player necklace
- 'Joshua' my doll with a porcelin face my parents gave me
- my college class ring
- my silver chalice
- my MSU hockey jersey
*If the world was going to blow up in 24 hours, what would you do?
- visit my family, kill Rich then get really really drunk
*If you could go on cross-country roadtrip with 5 other people, who would they be and what would your destination be?
- um I'd just travel around staying in obscure out of the way places.
as for who? I have no idea
*Who is your favorite person/people to ride in a car with?
- Ang or Sarah (well on the phone *g*)
*If your could have any super powers, what would they be?
- telepathy
*If you could be granted 3 wishes, what would they be?
- to see my grandfather again
- to have my own company
- to save the rain forest (I'm lame)
*If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and how long would you stay?
- Alaska, and a few weeks
*If you were stranded on a desert island, name 10 people you would bring and why, and 10 items you would pack?
- shit I'm gonna be here all day, but mostly LJ/fandom people
*What is your favorite shape?
- circle
*What is your dream job?
- CEO of my own company
*If you could uninvent one thing what would it be and why?
- biologial warfare
Random for the sake of randomness.
*If you had to pick which disease would you want?
- something that would kill me fast
*What drug would you do and with who?
- I'm not answering that
*Name the ugliest person in hollywood.
- I have no freakin clue
*Pick a number.
- 11
*What do I have in my right hand?
- Justin
*Are you directly related to George Washington?
- no but I am direcly rleated to John Adams
*If you were given a case of dynamite how would you use it?
- I'd use it to scare the shit out of people
*What song most resembles your life right now?
- "Someone Else's Song" - Lifehouse
*Have you ever done anything you thought you deserved a medal for?
- not really
*Who is the first person you had a crush on?
- Michael Jackson
*Have you ever hired an assassin?
- nope, I'd do it myself
*Have you ever won anything?
- yeah
*Do you know the secret to life...itself?
- who says theres a secret
*Do you have any stuffed animals? If so, which is your favorite?
- TONS! but my faves are Kenny, Baby Chris and Angel
*Is Carson Daly really a tool?
- of some sort
*Who was the best president in your opinion?
- they all suck but it could be worse
*What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
- jumped out a 3rd floor window
*Do you have any pets? Give name, type, and age.
- not unless they count if theyre stuffed
*What movie can you never tire of watching?
- Disney's Robin Hood
*Tell the story of how you got one of your scars?
- its almost gone now but I have a waffle print on my left elbow from hitting myself with a french fry basket that just came out of the fryer
*How often do you get mad?
- depends on the day
*How often do you daydream?
- on a regular basis
*Do you believe in ghosts?
- in some sense yes
*What are your religious beliefs?
- nothing organized, I have my own beliefs
*Do you believe in fairies?
- not really
*Do you like scary movies?
- thrillers, yes. horror, no.
*Have you ever danced on Rice Krispies?
- yup, its fun.
*Have you ever killed anybody just to watch them die?
- not yet
*Who is your hero?
- the Lucky Charms Leprechaun
*What cartoon/tv family most resembles yours?
- fairly oddparents
*Say something about the person that you got this quiz from:
- amy you rock my socks :o)
*What is the worst thing that someone has convinced you to do?
- drugs
*When you hum or whistle, do you have a tune or random notes?
- random
*If you had to ride on a giant evil chicken, or drink raw squid juice, how many toes do you have on your middle hand?
- 39
*Would you like to take a survey?
- would you?
*Did you just take this quiz for the prizes?
- I didnt know there were prizes :oP
mercgirl57All About You
*How often do you curse?
- too often lol
*Are you proud when you let out a really big burp or fart?
- burp yes :o) I am the masta!
*What does your right hand smell like right now?
- eucalyptus spearmint (bath and body works baby!)
*Do you wear cologne/perfume? If so, what scent?
- CK Contradiction (how ironic is it that my cologne describes me to a tee)
*How many teeth do you have?
- lots
*If you could change one thing about your body, what would you change?
- I’d be in shape
*How do you react when you're mad?
- I get snippy but quiet and if its bad enough violent towards inanimate objects
*What is your least favorite smell?
- rotting or dead
*Name something you hate:
- feeling completely utterly helpless
*Are you squeemish?
- hardly
*Do you have any birthmarks? If so, where?
- its not really a birth mark but my skull is crooked
*Do you have any hidden talents or special powers?
- I can do extremely difficult math problems in my head, does that count?
*What is your first memory?
- falling down a set of cement stairs and ending up in the hospital
*How often do you make weird noises? What are they?
- very often and they vary
*What was your nickname as a child?
- Kelcan (like the catfood), gimp (after 8th grade), chicken (after 8th grade), Crazy, Psycho
*How long is your index finger on your left hand?
- 2.75 inches
*Can you dance?
- can I? Yes. Well? No.
*When was the last time you played at a playground?
- a year ago. My friend and I used to go at least once a week, then I moved.
*How do you think you're gonna die?
- painfully and slowly
*Do you like your handwriting?
- no, it sucks
*What is your most redeeming quality?
- I’m extremely tolerant
*How often do you do something illegal?
- I’m invoking my 5th amendment right
*Have you ever laughed so hard that you farted?
- lmfao oh yes
*Do you drool on a regular basis?
- fairly regular
*Have you every lit your own (or someone else's) fart?
- no, but I’ve seen it done
*What is your least favorite color?
- er brown I guess, or some of the really nasty pinks
*What is one of your most irrational fears?
- being in the shower so long that my skin will peel off (don’t ask)
*List 3 secrets about yourself (and don't say you can't because then they won't be secrets):
- I’m not as brave or outgoing as most people think
- I can’t sleep without a stuffed animal of some kind
- when I get around famous people I go teeny bopper
*What is your favorite color?
- Orange or Black
*What would your least favorite color be if you were blind?
- orange, because I don’t like oranges
Clothing Questions
*When putting on a shirt, do you put your head or hands through first?
- hands
*Which sock do you put on first?
- right
*Do you put on both socks, then shoes, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe?
- both socks then shoes
*Describe your favorite outfit:
- MSU hockey jersey, coed naked hockey t-shirt, baggy sweats, green adidas supernovas
*Do you wear jewelry?
- lots
*Have you ever lost a sock in the dryer?
- all the time
Bathroom Etiquette
*Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
- back to front
*Do you use your left or right hand to wipe?
- right
*Do you fold, roll or crumple your toilet paper?
- crumple
*When pulling up your pants after using the potty, do you pull up your skeevies and pants together or separately?
- separately
*What order do you bathe?
- hair first then everything else
*How often do you bathe?
- every day or every other
*Shower or bath?
- shower
*What is your favorite song to sing in the shower?
- anything eminem
*How often do you clean out your ears?
- every day
*On average, how many times a day do you pee?
- 3 or 4
*Do you get pee-shy when others are in the room?
- nope
When the lights go out
*Who do you fantasize about?
- playing hockey, chris
*What did you dream about last night?
- playing football with Peyton Manning and Drew Bledsoe *blink*
*Describe the best dream you've had:
- I'd be here all day. But it involved playing professional hockey.
*Do you ever have reoccurring dreams? Please describe.
- a lot and it changes from time to time
*What is your bedtime?
- whenever I get my ass off the computer
*Do you sleep alone?
- yes unless you count stuffed animals
*Do you sleep naked?
- no, I'm always cold
*Do you like to cuddle?
- sometimes
*Where is the strangest place you've had an orgasm?
- in a snowbank on the edge of campus
*Where is your most sensitive (sexual) place on your body?
- inside of my thighs
*What's the last thing you do every night before you go to sleep?
- listen to the radio
*What is your favorite thing to do at midnight?
- on campus I would yell out the window. now I dont do anything
*What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done and who/what was it with?
- not answering this one
Eat, eat, eat...all day long
*What is your favorite food?
- orange filled oreos, mac n cheese
*What is the strangest food combination that you like?
- cottage cheese and potato chips on white bread
*What is your favorite thing to drink?
- grape kool-aid
*What is your favorite dish that your Grandma/Grandpa makes/made?
- homemade mac n cheese
*Are you gonna eat that?
- yup
There are no bad words, just bad intentions
*What is the most memorable movie line you've ever heard?
- "he'd drink gasoline just to piss in your campfire"
*Name the most annoying song ever:
- this is the song that never ends . . .
*What are a couple of your favorite words?
- fuck, bite, suck (sense a pattern?)
*What's the last lie you have told?
- told my Mom I was going to bed at 10 last night
*Have you ever lied in your journal?
- not that I know of
*What is one thing that you would never say to another person?
- "you deserve to die"
*If you could learn another language, what would it be?
- Latin
*On average, how many people do you talk to in a day?
- oh geez 10? 20?
*How many times a day does somebody call you weird?
- minimum 5
*If you had a porn name, what would it be?
- suzy q
*How often do you read for pleasure?
- depends on my mood, sometimes often, somethins rarely
*What is your favorite poem?
- Dreams Deferred, Langston Hughes
*What is the dumbest thing you have said today?
- "How do you spell Kit Kat?"
*What is your favorite saying?
- "bite me"
*What is your favorite curse word?
- "shit"
*If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
- Cori
*What is your favorite accent?
- canadian :oP
*What cliche do you use the most?
- *shrugs*
*What famous person has the sexiest speaking voice?
- Val Kilmer
As long as I don't have to work, I don't care what holiday it is?
*If you had to wear one costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- vampire
*What is the last package you got in the mail?
- I have to pick up the video tape Steph sent me at the post office
*What is your favorite Christmas song?
- O Holy Night
*What is your favorite New Year's Eve memory?
- hanging with my friend Jana downtown Lansing and then watching movies all night
*What one thing do you want this Christmas?
- to be happy
*What was your favorite Halloween costume from years past?
- black widow spider
What-If's and Favorites
*If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be and why?
- Chris. I'm not going into the why.
*If you could spend the day with anyone, but you couldn't tell another living soul afterwards, who would be and what would you do?
- my grandfather. I just want to be able to tell him all the wonderful things I've gotten to do since he died and tell him how much I love him.
*If you had to be shot, what body part would you like to be shot in?
- head
*If you were a prostitute, what would your asking price be?
- $450 an hour
*Who is your favorite Muppet?
- gonzo
*Who is your favorite character on Sesame Street?
- oscar
*If you could kill one person (and get away with it), who would it be and why?
- Lou Pearlman, or Rich
*What is your favorite game?
- Pac Man
*What is your favorite type of weather?
- sunny and snowing
*Where is your favorite place to go?
- the forest
*If I gave you a puppy, what would you name it?
- girl - angel, boy - cori
*What is your favorite breed of dog?
- chocolate or black Lab
*Name five of your most prized possessions:
- my hockey player necklace
- 'Joshua' my doll with a porcelin face my parents gave me
- my college class ring
- my silver chalice
- my MSU hockey jersey
*If the world was going to blow up in 24 hours, what would you do?
- visit my family, kill Rich then get really really drunk
*If you could go on cross-country roadtrip with 5 other people, who would they be and what would your destination be?
- um I'd just travel around staying in obscure out of the way places.
as for who? I have no idea
*Who is your favorite person/people to ride in a car with?
- Ang or Sarah (well on the phone *g*)
*If your could have any super powers, what would they be?
- telepathy
*If you could be granted 3 wishes, what would they be?
- to see my grandfather again
- to have my own company
- to save the rain forest (I'm lame)
*If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and how long would you stay?
- Alaska, and a few weeks
*If you were stranded on a desert island, name 10 people you would bring and why, and 10 items you would pack?
- shit I'm gonna be here all day, but mostly LJ/fandom people
*What is your favorite shape?
- circle
*What is your dream job?
- CEO of my own company
*If you could uninvent one thing what would it be and why?
- biologial warfare
Random for the sake of randomness.
*If you had to pick which disease would you want?
- something that would kill me fast
*What drug would you do and with who?
- I'm not answering that
*Name the ugliest person in hollywood.
- I have no freakin clue
*Pick a number.
- 11
*What do I have in my right hand?
- Justin
*Are you directly related to George Washington?
- no but I am direcly rleated to John Adams
*If you were given a case of dynamite how would you use it?
- I'd use it to scare the shit out of people
*What song most resembles your life right now?
- "Someone Else's Song" - Lifehouse
*Have you ever done anything you thought you deserved a medal for?
- not really
*Who is the first person you had a crush on?
- Michael Jackson
*Have you ever hired an assassin?
- nope, I'd do it myself
*Have you ever won anything?
- yeah
*Do you know the secret to life...itself?
- who says theres a secret
*Do you have any stuffed animals? If so, which is your favorite?
- TONS! but my faves are Kenny, Baby Chris and Angel
*Is Carson Daly really a tool?
- of some sort
*Who was the best president in your opinion?
- they all suck but it could be worse
*What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
- jumped out a 3rd floor window
*Do you have any pets? Give name, type, and age.
- not unless they count if theyre stuffed
*What movie can you never tire of watching?
- Disney's Robin Hood
*Tell the story of how you got one of your scars?
- its almost gone now but I have a waffle print on my left elbow from hitting myself with a french fry basket that just came out of the fryer
*How often do you get mad?
- depends on the day
*How often do you daydream?
- on a regular basis
*Do you believe in ghosts?
- in some sense yes
*What are your religious beliefs?
- nothing organized, I have my own beliefs
*Do you believe in fairies?
- not really
*Do you like scary movies?
- thrillers, yes. horror, no.
*Have you ever danced on Rice Krispies?
- yup, its fun.
*Have you ever killed anybody just to watch them die?
- not yet
*Who is your hero?
- the Lucky Charms Leprechaun
*What cartoon/tv family most resembles yours?
- fairly oddparents
*Say something about the person that you got this quiz from:
- amy you rock my socks :o)
*What is the worst thing that someone has convinced you to do?
- drugs
*When you hum or whistle, do you have a tune or random notes?
- random
*If you had to ride on a giant evil chicken, or drink raw squid juice, how many toes do you have on your middle hand?
- 39
*Would you like to take a survey?
- would you?
*Did you just take this quiz for the prizes?
- I didnt know there were prizes :oP
