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[dreamtrance]

funny story for the day:

here at work if you have stuff that needs to be thrown out (ie: broken equipment, chairs, etc) that doesnt normally go in a trash can you have to mark it as "SCRAP" then put it in a designated pickup area.

I just walked by one of these areas and there was an old microwave sitting there. the sign on it said "Piece of Shit".

Underneath there was a sign that said:
"In order for us to remove your 'Piece of Shit' it must be labelled 'SCRAP' - Facilities"

underneath THAT one there was a new sign:
"This Piece of Shit, otherwise known as 'SCRAP' needs to be taken away before someone relocates it to be used in a manner not previously recommended by the manufacturer"

:D

Comments

[nickiesbaby.livejournal.com]

lmao! thats effin' awesome!

[finefreshfierce.livejournal.com]

HAHAH! This was absolutely what I needed to see at the top of my friend page right after I add you to my friend list..

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH ON A DAY THAT I REALLY NEEDED IT!

<3

[alexparker.livejournal.com]

okay, that's fantastic.

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

Anal-retentiveness still rules the day, I see. ::giggles::

[dpfreak.livejournal.com]

Ok THAT is hilarious. HAHAAAAAAA. Love it.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I needed that.

[wonderdawg.livejournal.com]

Completely random comment:

Did you get the email I sent a few days ago? I've just been zipping through this whole week and realized this *EVENING* that today was Friday. [headdesk] This week has been too long and gone by too fast. Meh? I'm sure you can relate.

*hugs*