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hey guys, did you know I'm obsessed with Joel Madden?

no really!

I didn't know this. like, holy wow, how did I go about my daily life not realizing what kind of affliction I was suffering from! or really, that I had good taste. either way, I'm so glad that I have been so enlightened by the likes of such a STIMULATING personality!

my life is now complete.

*sniffle*

thank you to anonymous for enlightening me.

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no, I was too busy trying not to stare and drool and profess my ~~undying love~~ obsession. didn't want to scare the boy.

So basically I got SP to go on tour with them and gathering information so we could take him down all for nothing? You know Pierre is never gonna let me live that one down, right?

What were you thinking? SIGH!

Pierre loves Joel too! He'll forgive you!

you need to ask?

Well I'm thinking that you probably weren't thinking except maybe you were thinking about pushing him down into that couch and running your hands over his body and kissing him, regardless of who was sitting around.

Not that I'd understand WHY you'd want to do that ;-)

*whimpers*

WHY MUST YOU SAY SUCH THINGS?!?

*cries*

BECAUSE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO!!!

are their names Pierre and Chuck?

DON'T MAKE ME BEAT THOSE VOICES!!!

DON'T DO THAT THEY MEAN WELL REALLY THEY DO!

THERE WAS NO SEXING OF MY WOMAN ON THE PARTY BUS! NOT EVEN BY ME!!

BAD BAD VOICES!

...... okay so maybe I was thinking something along those lines. BUT YOU CANT PROVE IT!

and hey, I kept my hands to myself!

I'M SURE I CAN PROVE IT IF I WANT!!!

Your hands to yourself, huh? And WHAT did you do with your hands exactly.

I did not go there. no no no no.

NUH UH! NO YOU CANT!

*GASP* NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERV! I was perfectly innocent!

its a good thing I love you!

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