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[dreamtrance]

hey guys, did you know I'm obsessed with Joel Madden?

no really!

I didn't know this. like, holy wow, how did I go about my daily life not realizing what kind of affliction I was suffering from! or really, that I had good taste. either way, I'm so glad that I have been so enlightened by the likes of such a STIMULATING personality!

my life is now complete.

*sniffle*

thank you to anonymous for enlightening me.

Comments

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

WHO YOU CALLING A JEZEBEL, STRUMPET!

I WILL DAMNIT! YOU CANT STOP ME!

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

I'M CALLING YOU A JEZEBEL, WENCH!

Don't blame ME when you come to your senses!!

*waves to the random people who now think we have lost our freaking minds*

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

I MAY BE A WENCH BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A BITCH! ... oh wait

My senses are JUST FINE THANK YOU!

*waves too*

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

I WAS GONNA SAY, UM...UM...LOOK IN THE MIRROR, HARLOT!

Your senses are REALLY OFF! *blinks* Oh wait, you ARE with me. Nevermind.

I go curl up in corner now.

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

WITH BOTH UMs TOO?! SO ARTICULATE! at least you can spell unlike some people

wait, I was with you BEFORE the obsession. so ...

can I come too?

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

I AM DAMN ARTICULATE, BOW DOWN TO ME.

Yes. Yes you were.

Would you want to?

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

I'm already half your height, I dont need to get any lower.

okay then :P

can I bring a pillow?

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

You're more like two-thirds. ;)

Only if you don't mind sharing.

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

oh thanks, that makes me feel so much better.

well duh :P

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

Actually you're probably closer to like 3/4 or even 7/8...you're not THAT much shorter.

In that case, you're welcome to join me. :-D

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

don't make me do the math in my head ... you know I will.

woohoo! party time!

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

Go for it! Knock yourself out!

Party? *wiggles eyebrows* In the corner with a pillow? You naughty naughty girl.

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

I'm 91.3% of your height. wich is just over 9/10ths. hows that.

*pouts* why does everyone keep insinuating I'm naughty

[newdaydawning.livejournal.com]

So see! Even better!

Because you are. You deserve a spanking. With a leather paddle.

[dreamtrance.livejournal.com]

I'm still short as hell lol

promises promises.