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dreamtrance) wrote2002-06-18 01:42 pm
dreamtrance) wrote2002-06-18 01:42 pm
coming soon to a drug store near you
"Once daily Justin Timberlake: good for what ails you"
may cause serious side effects including:
headache, backache, muscle ache, nausea, vomitting, severe absominal pain, emotional trauma, delirium and sever hand pain (from contact), excessive squealing and drooling, and MAJOR issues.
*do not use near electronic devices*
- only for Ages 18+
Contact your doctor and psychiatrist before using this product
may cause serious side effects including:
headache, backache, muscle ache, nausea, vomitting, severe absominal pain, emotional trauma, delirium and sever hand pain (from contact), excessive squealing and drooling, and MAJOR issues.
*do not use near electronic devices*
- only for Ages 18+
Contact your doctor and psychiatrist before using this product
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Dr: What?
Me: About the side effects!
Dr: Um.
Me: I have ISSUES now. You didn't tell me there would be issues!
Dr: ...
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