dreamtrance: (trance)
dreamtrance ([personal profile] dreamtrance) wrote2002-06-18 01:42 pm

coming soon to a drug store near you

"Once daily Justin Timberlake: good for what ails you"

may cause serious side effects including:

headache, backache, muscle ache, nausea, vomitting, severe absominal pain, emotional trauma, delirium and sever hand pain (from contact), excessive squealing and drooling, and MAJOR issues.
*do not use near electronic devices*

- only for Ages 18+

Contact your doctor and psychiatrist before using this product

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