2005-04-22
(no subject)
funny story for the day:
here at work if you have stuff that needs to be thrown out (ie: broken equipment, chairs, etc) that doesnt normally go in a trash can you have to mark it as "SCRAP" then put it in a designated pickup area.
I just walked by one of these areas and there was an old microwave sitting there. the sign on it said "Piece of Shit".
Underneath there was a sign that said:
"In order for us to remove your 'Piece of Shit' it must be labelled 'SCRAP' - Facilities"
underneath THAT one there was a new sign:
"This Piece of Shit, otherwise known as 'SCRAP' needs to be taken away before someone relocates it to be used in a manner not previously recommended by the manufacturer"
:D
here at work if you have stuff that needs to be thrown out (ie: broken equipment, chairs, etc) that doesnt normally go in a trash can you have to mark it as "SCRAP" then put it in a designated pickup area.
I just walked by one of these areas and there was an old microwave sitting there. the sign on it said "Piece of Shit".
Underneath there was a sign that said:
"In order for us to remove your 'Piece of Shit' it must be labelled 'SCRAP' - Facilities"
underneath THAT one there was a new sign:
"This Piece of Shit, otherwise known as 'SCRAP' needs to be taken away before someone relocates it to be used in a manner not previously recommended by the manufacturer"
:D