Pfizer / Pepsi Merger

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in
liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink."

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

"I just don't play hopscotch"

Okay so I work in a little office space set off of a huge manufacturing floor. Over the past couple months they've been doing a lot of cleaning and moving shit around to make the floor look neater and make it look more obvious that they're actually doing work and to make it more friendly for tours and shit. Personally I think it's stupid and pointless but whatever, I'm not in charge. (yet)

They've put up these billboard things explaining what each station does. Granted I think it's hoakey but it works *shrugs* but today has topped it off.

They have now put huge decals of each product we build on the floor running through the middle of everything. They're like rainbow colors and probably 4 feet in diameter. I feel like I should be playing shuffle board or hopscotch *shakes head*

whatever, I just work here.